Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Monday, July 23, 2007
World, allow me to introduce to you; Kasper Wrona! 6lb 8oz's of Ooh-la-la !
The Wrona/Varnals world was rocked today by the emergence of the most reclusive of the UK based familys members. The provisionally named Kasper Wrona was welcomed by closest friends and family at 9:09 this morning in what Ipswich Hospital officials are calling "a textbook Ceasarian Section". "There was some internal adhesion of the previous two C-Sections scars to the interior wall of the abdomen" says the Consultant Doctor who performed the operation and also coordinated the team of Midwives, Surgical Assistants and an Anesthaesiologist who were involved in the procedure. "Hannah appears to be doing well with her dependance on chocolate remaining relatively unaffected". Kasper's arrival brings a harrowing 9 month ordeal to a close which began quite enjoyably for the boys parents but, over the subsequent 39 weeks, hormonal imbalance, swollen ankles and factional in-fighting took their toll on the stability of the parents wellbeing. "There weren't the usual gastronomical cravings you'd expect with a common pregnancy but, oh man, there was alot of chocolate being consumed" says Steve Wrona, Kasper's Co-Producer. He goes on to say "I was half expecting the Doctor to pull a giant M'n'M out of that womb." When asked for any further comments, Kasper's mother Hannah stated "I'm so clever, I can make people. Ph€aR my b4bi 5k1ll2!"
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
July 23rd - Baby gon' be here!
Only a few days to go til' the baby gets here! Don't know the gender of the mite but as long as it is healthy we don't give a baboons red a$$ if it's a boy or girl.
We are looking to upgrade from the car we have. (LOOK LOWER DOWN THE PAGE TO SEE THE CHARIOT WE CURRENTLY RIDE IN.)
A woman I work with, Jill, is selling a 1999 Ford Galaxy. We are very interested in it as;
1. It is a 7 passenger MPV. Hannah, me, Kai, Jack, "Sprout" makes five but with the addition of a pushchair and other associated ISE (Infant Support Equipment) the extra space will come in dang usefull.
2. The seat level is higher than our present ride. It would be as if Hannah were simply sliding into the car we want instead of plop-dropping into the car we gots.
2a. The front passenger seat rotates 180 degrees to either face backwards or 90 degrees to face the passenger door thus allowing easier ingress/egress for those with difficulty with the old automotive "in-n-out".
3. It's 4 years younger than the car we have.
4. It is the same band of Road Tax as our current car and the insurance is only £25 ($50) more. It could be worse.
Anyway, thats the news from Whitey from Ol' Blighty. More news soon as events warrant.
We are looking to upgrade from the car we have. (LOOK LOWER DOWN THE PAGE TO SEE THE CHARIOT WE CURRENTLY RIDE IN.)
A woman I work with, Jill, is selling a 1999 Ford Galaxy. We are very interested in it as;
1. It is a 7 passenger MPV. Hannah, me, Kai, Jack, "Sprout" makes five but with the addition of a pushchair and other associated ISE (Infant Support Equipment) the extra space will come in dang usefull.
2. The seat level is higher than our present ride. It would be as if Hannah were simply sliding into the car we want instead of plop-dropping into the car we gots.
2a. The front passenger seat rotates 180 degrees to either face backwards or 90 degrees to face the passenger door thus allowing easier ingress/egress for those with difficulty with the old automotive "in-n-out".
3. It's 4 years younger than the car we have.
4. It is the same band of Road Tax as our current car and the insurance is only £25 ($50) more. It could be worse.
Anyway, thats the news from Whitey from Ol' Blighty. More news soon as events warrant.