World, allow me to introduce to you; Kasper Wrona! 6lb 8oz's of Ooh-la-la !

The Wrona/Varnals world was rocked today by the emergence of the most reclusive of the UK based familys members. The provisionally named Kasper Wrona was welcomed by closest friends and family at 9:09 this morning in what Ipswich Hospital officials are calling "a textbook Ceasarian Section". "There was some internal adhesion of the previous two C-Sections scars to the interior wall of the abdomen" says the Consultant Doctor who performed the operation and also coordinated the team of Midwives, Surgical Assistants and an Anesthaesiologist who were involved in the procedure. "Hannah appears to be doing well with her dependance on chocolate remaining relatively unaffected". Kasper's arrival brings a harrowing 9 month ordeal to a close which began quite enjoyably for the boys parents but, over the subsequent 39 weeks, hormonal imbalance, swollen ankles and factional in-fighting took their toll on the stability of the parents wellbeing. "There weren't the usual gastronomical cravings you'd expect with a common pregnancy but, oh man, there was alot of chocolate being consumed" says Steve Wrona, Kasper's Co-Producer. He goes on to say "I was half expecting the Doctor to pull a giant M'n'M out of that womb." When asked for any further comments, Kasper's mother Hannah stated "I'm so clever, I can make people. Ph€aR my b4bi 5k1ll2!"